- person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
- me: nope
- person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
- me: i'm not
petition to change clothing sizes to
XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au