• person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

8 hours ago // 28,938 notes
shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

pkslider:

petition to change clothing sizes to 

XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi

(via livestolaugh)


10 hours ago // 54,140 notes

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via crrocs)


10 hours ago // 265,258 notes

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

image

(via crrocs)


10 hours ago // 152,724 notes

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via lightningfrack)


10 hours ago // 390,746 notes